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She looked so young and sexy that nearly all the boys of our class had slipped off their chairs at least I thought that they did. She introduced herself as Mrs. Sophie, her voice was just as sweet as I could imagine. Her breasts were like melons with a cherry on top. Her perfect ass swayed like a pendulum while she walked and believe me it had the power to hypnotize any man. Her beauty was spilling out of her from every point and I was totally mesmerized just by looking at her.

The days when we had Mrs. My mom and dad were happy because I was getting better in studies which, according to them, was the effect of the coaching center but actually I wanted to be Mrs. Soon I was able to answer all the questions posed to me by the teachers and I became the favorite student of most of the teachers which included Mrs. I was ill for nearly 2 weeks which was the longest time I have been on bed continuously.

Due to this I started to decline in studies and by the time I was fit to resume my classes I was lagging behind the others. My mom met Mrs. Sophie and requested her to give me some extra classes so that I could recover my studies. Sophie knew that I was a bright student and she wanted to help me too. Those extra classes were the best hours of my life. She used to teach me alone and I had the privilege of seeing better to say, staring those huge breasts of hers. She talked to me in a very friendly manner and I started to be frank with her. We had even started to talk a little about our personal lives and our families.

It was then that I got to know that she had been divorced two years earlier and lived alone in an apartment near the coaching center. Slowly and steadily a bond of understanding had developed between us. She had nearly become a friend of mine and we started to entrust each other with our secrets.

I had even tried to flirt with her but instead made her laugh every time due to the odd expression on my face. It was a Wednesday when my life took a turning point. I was ready for the extra class and was going through the previous lessons when Mrs. Sophie entered the class. I looked at her and was dumbfounded by her appearance.

She was wearing a white shirt and a short skirt with her legs exposed completely up to the mid-thigh. Her shirt was also quite tight and I could imagine her nipples struggling for space beneath the tightness. She had opened up the top two buttons which were giving an unobstructed view of her ultimate cleavage and nearly a quarter of the breasts and it was also comprehensible that she was not wearing her bra.

My dick sprang into life and within a fraction of a second it was rock hard. It started to make me uncomfortable. My dick could have burst out of my pants and I was in so much pain because of the large dick being accommodated in such a small place that I nearly shrieked. Oh I forgot to introduce myself. I have a well shaped body at least I consider it to be well shaped , which is the result of two hours of workout daily.

I characterize deep brown hairs, blue eyes and a French beard. Now coming back to the story, Mrs. Sophie took the seat in front of me and started to teach me. I was not paying much attention to her and just kept nodding at specific time intervals. My focus was mainly on her breasts and I was thinking of ways in which I could have those in my mouth. I had even failed to notice that she had noticed me staring at her breasts.

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I think I had all my luck that day due to which Mrs. What am I saying? What is the cause of your pain? Shit, what am I doing? Where is this going to lead me into? Sophie looked at the bulge in my pants due to the hard-on that was under it. What did she say? Is she asking me or is that an affirmative comment which she wants me to confirm? I looked at her and started edging closer to her. Soon I was barely an inch away from her when she made a swift move. Q: When does a cub become a boy scout? A: When he eats his first Brownie. Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

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